Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 775 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (60/660 points)
Achieve the Rank PD
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/180 points)
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 3/63 (15/355 points)
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (25/500 points)
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Pico
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!